Tell Me Some Good Jokes

[lone sailor]

My week is already starting off shitty. I need to hear a few good jokes today.

[84stanggt-top]

Not a typed joke, and you might not get at it at work if they block it, but well worth it:
YouTube - Bert And Ernie "G Is For Gangsta"

[84stanggt-top]

Here's a text based one, from way back by a canadian Duo called "Finnegan":

Two hunters are walking through the woods, one says to the other, "when was the first time you;ve ever felt real pain?"
To which the other hunter replied, "Well see, I was walkin through the woods, checkin me traps, when I had to take a crap. Seems I didn't look where I be squattin and sat on a bear trap"
(Gasping) "OUCH!, that must have hurt"
"aye it did, but that was not real pain. The trap closed upon me balls you see."
(cringing) "that HAD to be real pain fo sure"
"Nope, then I stood up in a panic and started running"
(dry heaving) "That MUST have been the most pain ever"

"Still no, the most pain I've ever felt, the REAL pain, was when that trap hit the end of its chain"

[lone sailor]

You're right, can't see the first one. I'll check it out tonight.


You got a small chuckle out of me on the 2nd one. Sounded a little more painful than funny, lol.