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Originally Posted by Darren5.0L

Looks just like Fitch's Snake Oil Catalyst to me, I wouldn't trust my Supercharged engine's health to something like this without someone else actually using it with confirmed success.

From their site:

Q. What are the major components of the Fitch® Fuel Catalyst?
The catalyst is a composite of a number of metals formed into an alloy by a propriety process.

In other words, the major components of the Fitch® Fuel Catalyst are a metal housing, marketing, cost, and profit.

Q. How does the catalyst work?
Refineries cannot remove many poorly performing molecules to make a more ideal fuel. In addition, once fuel leaves the refinery or is stored it is subject to attack by oxygen, ozone, and microorganisms (bacteria, yeast, and mold) that grow in the fuel. All these processes degrade the fuel to make a poorer product that prevents engines from performing at optimum levels. The Fitch Fuel Catalyst reformulates fuel prior to combustion on board the vehicle, preventing oxygen and most diseases from attacking the fuel and reversing any degradation that may have occurred prior to the fuel being introduced to the vehicle. The Fitch Fuel Catalyst assists the combustion process by insuring that fuel is highly uniform, potent, consistent, and stable.

Simply put, we can't tell you how the magical pixies housed inside our product work with anything so mundane as chemistry, so we will insist our product prevents your fuel from getting diseases, like Syphillis. You wouldn't want your car to get Syphillis would you? For a limited time we are selling the Fitch fuel catalyst as a facial scrub so it can reverse the ravages of age for the lady at home, much as it can do for your fuel.

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-P.T. Barnum

Well! I do believe I'll take two of them there magic cans, Mista.